Peter buys a ham radio at Quagmire’s garage sale and communicates with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Peter becomes fond of his friendship with Reagan until it’s pointed out by the guys to be Rich Little doing impressions. He goes to return the radio to Quagmire, noticing a baby in a basket by his door. This baby turns out to be Quagmire’s illegitimate daughter rejected by her mother, so he takes her in and names her Anna Lee. However, she deeply cuts into his sex life, keeping him awake and proving to be a handful.

Peter presses Quagmire to get an abortion (despite that Anna Lee is no longer in her mother’s womb), but Joe convinces him to put Anna Lee up for adoption. Quagmire is reluctant to give her up at the adoption center, but does so. At a stripper bar, however, Quagmire cannot stop thinking about Anna Lee and they go to her adoptive house to get her back. Quagmire sees how the new family treats her so well and decides she belongs there. As they leave, Quagmire admits that he is not above incest when he comments, “…who knows, maybe I’ll bump into her in eighteen years,” much to Peter’s surprise.

Meanwhile, Stewie makes an unintelligent clone of himself whom he names “Bitch Stewie”, as a personal assistant. Stewie introduces his clone to Brian, who becomes interested in having a clone of his own. Stewie complies in creating “Bitch Brian”, who is even less intelligent than Stewie’s clone. Stewie’s clone was able to do a variety of tasks, while Brian’s clone ended up being useless in doing the simplest of chores. Eventually, though, it is quickly discovered that the clones’ lifespans were temporary. Both the clones have grown unstable, so they deteriorate and eventually melt on the kitchen floor. Seeing the mess, Brian outwardly chooses to lick up the remains on the floor despite it being disgusting.

“Quagmire’s Baby” is the sixth episode of the eighth season of Family Guy. It aired on November 15, 2009 on Fox.

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