TWO AND A HALF MEN Monday 10/31/11 (9:00-9:31 PM) on CBS JAKE’S TUTOR HAS THE HOTS FOR WALDEN, AND ALAN OBSESSES OVER THE JOURNAL HIS BROTHER LEFT HIM IN HIS WILL “Those Fancy Japanese Toilets” – Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the [...]

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HAWAII FIVE-0 Monday 10/31/11 (10:00-11:00 PM) on CBS THE FIVE-0s INVESTIGATE WHEN A YOUNG COUPLE IS MURDERED AT A TRADITIONAL HAWAIIAN BURIAL SITE WHILE FILMING A SPOOKY DOCUMENTARY Robert Englund (“A Nightmare on Elm Street”) Guest Stars as a Drifter “Ka Iwi Kapu”* – When the Five-0s investigate the murder of a young couple filming [...]

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MIKE & MOLLY Monday 10/31/11 (9:30-10:00 PM) on CBS MOLLY PERSUADES MIKE TO ATTEND HER BOSS’S HALLOWEEN PARTY “Happy Halloween” — Mike’s spooked when Molly’s boss invites them to a party on Halloween, a holiday he dreads. See a video sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER Monday 10/31/11 (8:00-8:30 PM) on CBS TED FINALLY MEETS HIS MYSTERY GIRL IN THE SLUTTY PUMPKIN COSTUME Katie Holmes Guest Stars as Naomi, the Slutty Pumpkin “The Slutty Pumpkin Returns” — Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and [...]

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CASTLE Monday 10/31/11 (10:01-11:00 PM) on ABC WHEN CASTLE AND MARTHA ARE TAKEN HOSTAGE IN A BANK ROBBERY, BECKETT BECOMES A NEGOTIATOR IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE THEM “Cops & Robbers” — When Castle and Martha are taken hostage by a crew of bank robbers dressed in hospital scrubs and using classic television doctor names [...]

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TERRA NOVA Monday 10/31/11 (8:00 PM-9:00 PM) on FOX JIM AND TAYLOR INVESTIGATE THE COLONY’S FIRST MURDER “Bylaw” – The colony falls victim to its first murder, and Jim and Taylor must find the perpetrator. Also, Skye helps Josh find a way to get Kira, his girlfriend from 2149, to the past, while Elisabeth and [...]

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HOUSE Monday 10/31/11 (9:00-10:00 PM) on FOX A BUSINESS DECISION CALLS LOYALTY INTO QUESTION ON AN ALL-NEW “HOUSE” Michael Nouri (“Damages”) Guest Stars “Risky Business” – A CEO (guest star Nouri) falls mysteriously ill just days before he signs a contract that would relocate his company’s entire labor force to China. House (Hugh Laurie) attempts [...]

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2 BROKE GIRLS Monday 10/31/11 (8:30-9:00 PM) on CBS CAROLINE DRAGS MAX TO A CAKE-DECORATING CLASS TO LEARN TO MAKE MORE ATTRACTIVE CUPCAKES FOR THEIR BUSINESS “And The Pretty Problem” – Caroline enrolls herself and Max in a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and take their cupcake business to the next level. See [...]

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THE SIMPSONS Sunday 10/30/11 (8:00-8:30 PM) on FOX THE SIMPSONS TRICK-OR-TREAT FOR SPINE-CHILLING TALES ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” Aron Ralston (“127 Hours”) Make Guest Voice Appearance “Treehouse of Horror XXII” – In the spooky opener of the 22nd annual installment of “Treehouse of Horror,” Homer takes a dangerous dive into an isolated canyon on [...]

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THE GOOD WIFE Sunday 10/30/11 (9:00-10:00 PM) on CBS ELI FEELS LIKE ONE OF HIS OWN CLIENTS WHEN HE MUST ASK KALINDA TO INVESTIGATE HIS EX-WIFE Parker Posey (“Superman Returns”) Guest Stars as Vanessa, Eli’s Ex-Wife “Affairs of State” – While Alicia wades through diplomatic loopholes to defend a Taiwanese national, Eli is approached by [...]

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