At the house, Francine is annoyed with Stan mooning over Scarlett and heads to Roger’s Place for a drink. When Francine finds out that Roger is also irritated with Stan due to Scarlett, she suggests he put on a charming persona and break up the couple. When “Dan Ansom Handsome” arrives downstairs, Scarlett appears charmed much to Stan’s annoyance. Roger gives Stan an ultimatum of Scarlett or Francine, insisting that he’ll have sex with the one Stan rejects. Stan reluctantly agrees not to interfere with Roger and Scarlett.

Stan reneges on his promise and attempts to break up Roger and Scarlett, further strengthening Roger’s resolve to have sex with Scarlett to prove Stan wrong. Stan decides to tip off Shannon about Roger and takes him to the ski chalet of his fantasies. Francine arrives to find movers removing Roger’s stuff as Klaus tells her about Stan’s plans to turn Roger over and is taking Roger’s attic space. At the ski chalet, Stan and Shannon arrive to find Scarlett and Shannon reveals that Scarlett is a rival alien hunter.

Scarlett shoots Shannon and starts to do the same to Stan when Francine arrives and shoots her instead. Scarlett’s body rolls into the fireplace and bursts into flame, immediately becoming a pile of ashes. Stan and Francine find Roger tied to a bed, having been vivisected, which he mistook for rough sex. They scramble to restore Roger’s body and as they leave, Stan places a knife in Shannon’s hand and tilts a picture on the wall to make it look like a suicide. When the police detectives arrive, they figure that Shannon shot himself, tilted the picture himself, grabbed a knife and died.

Meanwhile, when in a rush to catch the school bus, Steve accidentally grabs a pair of Hayley’s panties from the drier. At school, Steve is struck with good luck, which appears to be confirmed when he plays lottery tickets with Klaus. At school during a game of dodge-ball in gym class, the panties continue to work their magic but after showering, Steve returns to his locker to find them missing and spots Snot running out the door.

Almost immediately bad luck returns. Steve tries to go to Snot’s house to get them back but Snot refuses to come out. Steve tells Hayley about the panties and she convinces him that the luck was all within his own power. However, she goes to Snot’s house where she finds him on the bathtub basking in the glow of her panties by candlelight. She beats him up and takes back her panties which she acknowledges are her lucky pair.

“The Scarlett Getter” is the sixth episode of the seventh season of the animated comedy series American Dad!. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 27, 2011.

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Over home movies, Stan realizes he is not in any of them because he was always busy with other things. After Steve gives him the brush off from an invitation to a baseball game, Stan starts worrying that he may miss out on a chance to bond with Steve. Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell avatar, Phyllis, whom he sends Steve’s way. But as Stan feels uncomfortable with making out to his son through Phyllis, Steve feels the relationship is going no where and decides to take a girl named Chelsea to the school dance instead.

In desperation, Stan makes an offer through Phyllis to have sex with Steve that the boy gladly accepts. On the night of the dance, upon learning what her husband is up to when she arrives to the CIA building, Francine attempts to intervene. But unable to get into the avatar chamber, Francine takes a power lift mecha to the school and uses it to pin Phyllis down while Steve is in the bathroom trying to ready himself.

Convinced by Francine that he should just accept his life with Steve the way it is, Stan has Phyllis break up with Steve. When Steve attempts to hook up with Chelsea again, he finds she is no longer interested in him and runs home where he comforted by Stan. Though Francine points that that he caused the grief for his son, Stan is more focused on the fact that he was there for Steve.

Meanwhile, Roger steals a limo and starts his own limo service with Klaus joining on the venture. But when a group of disrespectful fraternity guys “drive and dash”, ignoring their antics in hope of being paid twenty dollars, Roger goes on a murderous manhunt to get his revenge starting with one of the guys almost immediately. Roger later runs down two others at his first victim’s funeral and then the fourth while he is in the stall.

The last survivor tries to flee on an airplane, only to look out the window in mid flight to see Roger’s limo on the wing. Roger runs him down as well, causing the plane to explode and killing mostly everyone on board. As he and Klaus pass a surviving stewardess in a parachute, getting addicted to his murderous bloodlust, Roger kills her by undoing her chute before he and Klaus crash land in their own parachutes.

“Virtual In-Stanity” is the fifth episode of the seventh season of the animated comedy series American Dad!. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 20, 2011.

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Agreeing to clear up the problem, Stan attempts to kill Tracey but returns to find him back with Lewis. When Stan tries to remind Lewis of his planned wedding to Ellen, Lewis admits he still has feelings for Tracey. Deciding to play by prison rules, Stan beats up Lewis and makes Tracey his prison bitch. With the wedding back on track, Stan meets with Ellen, Lewis and the flower girl Ashley over dinner at Wong’s Golden Wok to ask questions to prepare his toast at the wedding. While Lewis and Ashley are away, Stan discovers that Ellen’s sole purpose for marrying Lewis is to have a baby so she can get elected to city comptroller.

When Stan questions why she would tell him her plans, she admits that she is aware that Stan is also using Lewis to get what he wants and knows he won’t spill the beans. At the wedding, Stan deals with conflicting emotions until Lewis’ stepfather Mr. Druffel tells him to go with how his heart feels. Stan stops the wedding and convinces Lewis he’ll be happier single.
Roger is given a magic pair of shorts.

Frustrated that her plans has been spoiled, Ellen knocks out Stan, demanding to know how she’ll achieve her baby and promotion now. Due to Ellen knocking Stan out, Tracey now considers himself to be her bitch. The two become romantically involved and eventually get married. Soon, Ellen becomes pregnant with their son. Sometime after the birth of their son, she wins the election to become comptroller.

Meanwhile, when Roger is given a magical pair of shorts by an old gypsy woman that make his legs tall and muscular, he heads to Miami, Florida with Steve Smith to go clubbing. There he runs into Ricky Martin who is attracted to him. When Ricky gets Roger alone he asks him to take off his shorts and Roger refuses, knowing what his legs really look like without the shorts. After getting advice from Steve, Roger comes clean to Ricky and takes his shorts off, showing him how his legs really look. Ricky is delighted because he too was given a magical shirt by an old gypsy woman that hides a massive beer gut, making it appear muscular as well. Amazed at the power of the shirt, Roger steals it and proudly wear it with the shorts.

“The Worst Stan” is the fourth episode of the seventh season of the animated comedy series American Dad!. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 13, 2011.

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STAN PLAYS BEST MAN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13, ON FOX

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school’s Superintendent (guest voice Anjelica Huston) and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin (guest-voicing as himself) makes him question his self-confidence, on the all-new “The Worst Stan” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-611) (TV-14 D, L, S V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis; Anjelica Huston as Superintendent Ellen Riggs; Ricky Martin as himself

When Steve protests that Principal Lewis was his friend, Roger tries to make up by getting him a new Friend named Freddie. Later, he other teachers then unleash their wrath on Steve as payback now that Lewis isn’t around anymore Roger responds to this by rigging their cars with explosives, killing them. Steve is extremely angered at Roger for getting Lewis fired and runs away. He meets up with Lewis and the two drive away to Arizona. However, on the way, Lewis reveals that he’s driving the car into the Grand Canyon in a murder-suicide and reveals that he only used Steve for an accountant. Freddie runs into Roger searching for Steve an unleashes an eye-popping scream when Roger panics. Freddie explains that Roger should let Steve make more of his own decisions and stop smothering him as much.

Roger catches up with Steve and Lewis before they can drive into the canyon, but it turns out he only came to apologize to Steve. Lewis then drives over the canyon, but Roger’s love make the car fly across the canyon. But then they crash the car in mid-air after a white guy with a black kid also try to drive into the canyon. Both Steve and Lewis end up in the hospital, with Lewis saying that he now enjoys living as he goes to get a spongebath from a nurse.

Meanwhile after making Roger Steve’s legal guardian, Stan and Francine decide to go on a vacation to Flash Flood Acres, The Largest Water Park in the Universe! But after spend two hours there they go on every ride, so they decide to get a refund from the manager, but fail when they learn he wouldn’t be back until Thursday. So they try to sell their eight day passes, but after that fails they decide to get even with the park by having sex in the biggest water slide.

When Stan comes in too fast, Stan and Francine end up in the same hospital as Steve and Principal Lewis with broken pelvises. When Roger takes away Steve’s pain medicine, Steve, Stan and Francine start to yell at him until he brings in Freddie to quiet them down with another eye-popping scream.

“A Ward Show” is the third episode of the seventh season of the animated comedy series American Dad!. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 6, 2011.

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ROGER PLAYS PARENTAL UNIT ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” AIRING SUNDAY, NOV 6, ON FOX

Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve’s BFF Principal Brian Lewis (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping on the all-new “A Ward Show” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Nov. 6 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-601) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis

Source: FOX Press Release

Even though the neighborhood is now flooded, the home manages to remain structurally stable, though it is drifting along the floodwater’s current. In an attempt to save the family from floating into any potential dangerous areas, Stan anchors the home; however the anchoring system also acts as a hinge and rotates the house upside-down, partially submerging it underwater. As the family becomes increasingly frightened and distrustful of Stan, a shark from the floodwater manages to enter inside, causing the family to panic for survival. He adds in a bear which only further aggravates the situation and throws a javelin which aims at Francine’s shoulder instead of the bear, before he finally loses hope and admits Francine’s suggestions were better than his own. Buckle enters the house with a tranquilizer and sedates the two animals and Stan.

After the storm has cleared up, the Smiths’ house winds up displaced in another location, next to the Browns’ and Griffins’ houses. Cleveland and Peter walk out and accuse Stan for the damage effects as the trio point their guns at each other. Soon Francine walks outside and ask Stan something. But Stan shoots her in the arm and Peter says “Ah, classic American Dad”.

“Hurricane!” is the second episode of the seventh season of the animated comedy series American Dad!. Aired on Fox in the United States on October 2, 2011, it is the final part of an animated triple-crossover with Family Guy and The Cleveland Show, the first such event in the network’s animated television line-up. This episode was written by Erik Sommers, and directed by Jim Parsons.

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A STORM HITS LANGLEY FALLS ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD”

“Hurricane!” – When a storm hits Langley Falls, the Smiths decide to stay home, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

PA: Viewer discretion is advised

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Francine starts to worry about the effect spending all of the time in the tub is having on Stan and orders him to stay out of it too. That night, the tub calls to Stan and he is drawn to it, annoying Francine who gives Stan an ultimatum: the tub or her. When Stan chooses the tub, Francine packs the rest of the family and leaves for her parents house. Still unable to shake his suspicions about the hot tub, Margarite investigates and finds out that the hot tub came alive after being struck by lightning and killed its original owner and later escaped from a mental hospital.

Margarite calls up Principal Lewis and they go to Stan’s house where the tub swallows Lewis. Margarite tries to escape but the hot tub fills his car full of water, causing him to crash into a tree and die. The tub then calls Francine and imitates Stan to draw her back home, Stan arrives just after Francine leaves and discovers the deception, returning home just as the tub swallows Francine. Stan tries to recover Francine but the tub blasts him from the house, leaving him sprawled on the pavement. At the last moment Stan remembers the “Spa Down” Margarite had given him for “calming down” his tub, unfortunately he succumbs to his wounds and the episode ends with Cee Lo announcing Stan is now dead.

“Hot Water” is the first episode and season premiere of the seventh season of the animated comedy series American Dad!. It was aired by Fox on September 25, 2011.

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STAN ENDS UP IN HOT WATER ON THE “AMERICAN DAD” SEASON PREMIERE

Cee-Lo Green and Gabourey Sidibe Guest Voice

“Hot Water” – Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard and becomes obsessed when the hot tub (guest voice Cee-Lo Green) starts singing and encourages some bad behavior. See video sneak peeks from tonight’s episode:

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus

Guest Voice Cast: Cee-Lo Green as himself and the hot tub; Gabourey Sidibe as Party Girl; Kevin Michael Richardson as Principle Lewis.

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