LOIS SHUNS THE BELIEVERS ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

Judy Greer (“The Descendants”) Makes Guest Voice Appearance

“Livin’ On A Prayer” – When Stewie’s new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy’s parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own. Watch sneak peeks from tonight’s episode:

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg.

Guest Voice Cast: Judy Greer as Mother, Hope

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Brian decides to take his steps slowly, first by making more impression for Kate, and when he reveals that he is a dog it won’t matter. Having that plan, Brian pretends he is mugged by a group of people, making noises of punches and kicks, then pretending to take her to the Eiffel Tower, just by using an escalator (pretending to be the steps). Kate thinks Brian is amazing and decides to let him meet her parents, who aren’t blind. Stewie helps him by pretending to be a nurse, telling the parents that he had an accident, bandaged up that covers his nose. When Brian gets flattered, his tail wags that creates noise, so Stewie cuts it off. The parents then realize something is strange, until a waiter accidently pours water onto his bandage, revealing his unharmed nose. Kate then gets furious and leaves. Thankfully, Stewie tells Brian to use another voice to fool Kate to get another chance, which works.

In a minor sub-plot, Stewie catches a splinter from the old staircase, so Lois decides to switch it for a new one, but Peter keeps on falling down, complaining that it is too slippery. He then lives in his bedroom until Lois changes back to the old one. In the end, Lois changes it back to the old one when Peter proceeds to fall down the new one once more.

“The Blind Side” is the eleventh episode of the tenth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. The episode originally aired on Fox in the United States on January 15, 2012.

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BRIAN’S GIRLFRIEND HATES DOGS ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

“The Blind Side” – Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time. Watch sneak peeks from tonight’s episode:

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin and Carter, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Babs; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

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Meanwhile, Quagmire comes to the party and and starts flirting with Meg, leading to a dinner date. When Peter notices Quagmire is taking it too far, he slows it down by disturbing their dates and conversations. Meg tells Peter that since she is 18, she can legally make her own decisions. Lois, meanwhile, urges Peter to back off because she feels that Meg is doing it only to get a rise out them, and that if they show objection she will only push further.

Quagmire asks Meg to go to his cabin with him, and Peter is fine with it. Lois is not, however, telling him that Quagmire calls the cabin his “sex cabin” (Peter replies that he actually calls it the “Stuff It Inn”). Peter and Lois then try to stop them from driving to the cabin, but fail when they drive away. When Quagmire takes his last step with Meg, Peter and Lois force entry into the cabin and demand that Meg go home. Meg is initially defiant, arguing that she is a legal adult, but Peter persists and tells her that even if she is 18, he is still her father and that it is his job to protect her from people like Quagmire, and demands Meg get in the car, which she reluctantly agrees to do.

Lois then warns Quagmire to leave Meg alone, or she will cut his penis off and feed it to Brian. Lois also demands that they have use of the cabin for one week each month, to which Quagmire agrees. Back home, Meg thanks her parents for stopping her from doing something she would have regretted. Peter says he understands how she feels, and then delivers an audition-style monologue about his first relationship with an older woman, ending with “and…scene”.

“Meg and Quagmire” is the tenth episode of the tenth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. The episode originally aired on Fox in the United States on January 8, 2012.

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LOVE KNOWS NO SOCIAL BOUNDS ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY”

“Meg and Quagmire” – When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple’s relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his innocent – well, somewhat innocent – daughter and his creepy friend. Watch sneak peeks from tonight’s episode:

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Carter, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Peter Falk, Wilford Brimley and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Girl #1; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg; Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown.

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Later that day, Carter decides to visit his son-in-law, Peter, along with his friends Joe and Quagmire at the local bar, to their chagrin. Carter also decides to live with the Griffin family, and attempts to find someone to hang out with. Peter voices his distaste of the situation, and suggests that they put Carter and Barbara in a retirement home in Florida.

The family then drives to Florida, and checks out a retirement community. Impressed at first, Carter then refuses to live in the community, fearing that he is getting too old. Peter decides to talk to Carter on his own, in an attempt to convince him to live in the home, and promises to show him how great it is to be retired. The two then perform various tasks, including playing bingo, with Carter then eventually agreeing to live there. Six months later, Barbara calls the Griffin family, alerting him that something is wrong with Carter.

When they arrive, they discover that he has become grumpy, and even more tired and elderly. Attempting to fix him, Peter, Lois and Barbara take him to his old business in Quahog. Peter then angers Carter, by making a series of demands about the business, causing him to return to his old self.

“Grumpy Old Man” is the ninth episode of the tenth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. The episode originally aired on Fox in the United States on December 11, 2011.

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IT’S THE OLD FOLKS HOME FOR CARTER PEWTERSCHMIDT

“Grumpy Old Man” – It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Carter Pewterschmidt, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Babs Pewterschmidt; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg

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While driving through a rural area in Georgia, Peter and his group are pulled over by a sheriff, causing Peter to talk down to the officer. But more offended by Cleveland’s attempt to calmly explain themselves, the sheriff punches out one of their headlights and plants a bag of marijuana in their trunk before then taking the group to a trial by a jury of their peers. Found guilty, the group are sent to a county work camp where they are forced to perform various tasks, including ditch digging and rock crushing. As their stay in the jail supposedly comes to an end, the warden then approaches them and tells them that their stay has been extended an additional thirty days.

Learning from another prisoner that they might be locked up forever, the group decides to break out of the prison with the prison guards’ eyes diverted by Joe’s distraction of him trying to get back on his wheelchair on his own. Successful in their attempt, they soon come across a house where discover a set of handcuff and shackle keys before learning that they are in the home of sheriff that originally arrested them. When the sheriff returns home, Peter tries to pretend to be his wife while hiding in a closet, but he inadvertently jumps out of the closet, and causes the sheriff to chase after them. The entire police force then comes after the group of friends until they are able to jump on a train and and arrive in Quahog, only for the group to find police force followed them. However, Joe to reveals that he called his own police force and drives the sheriff’s group out of town.

“Cool Hand Peter” is the eighth episode of the tenth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. The episode originally aired on Fox in the United States on December 4, 2011.

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THE GUYS GET INTO DEEP TROUBLE IN THE DEEPER SOUTH ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY”

“Cool Hand Peter” – Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe’s quick planning and Peter’s seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie, Brian, and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg.

Guest Voice Cast: Bob Gunton as the Warden; Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown; Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson; Sanaa Lathan as Donna; Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson; Adam West as Mayor West.

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Able to ride the roller coaster, Peter gets on the ride, but it is unable to make it up the first hill, and falls under Peter’s weight. Deciding to return home, the car suddenly breaks down in Amish country, with no mechanic or modern civilization in sight. The family approaches the group of Amish workers and asks if they can stay in their village for the weekend. When Meg begins complaining about the lack of electricity, and other common devices, a local Amish boy, named Eli, decides to take her on a tour of their village. The two then begin to exchange kisses, but the boy’s father interrupts them, and instructs the two to never see each other again.

Meg approaches her father, Peter, about talking to the Eli’s father to let his son date her, but when Peter tries to introduce him to music, he unintentionally turns the Amish community against him. They then demand that the Griffin family leave, but they explain that they cannot leave until there car is fixed. The Amish then reveal that they have attached two horses to pull the car back to their home. Eli also decides to follow Meg, and the group then returns to Quahog. Later that day, the Amish follow the family to Quahog, and vandalize the Griffin’s home, resulting in Peter declaring war against the group.

A battle ensues, with both sides equally matched. Peter and Eli’s father then begin to fist fight in order to settle the matter on their own, but when Eli stops his father, he tells him that he is truly in love with Meg. Eli decides to stay in Amish country, however, telling her that it is his true home, and the two embrace in one final hug. The episode finishes with a photo montage referencing that of 1983′s film National Lampoon’s Vacation.

“Amish Guy” is the seventh episode of the tenth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. The episode originally aired on Fox in the United States on November 27, 2011.

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