After a New York City police boat pulled Barney out of the Hudson River, he explained to an officer what had happened. It started a week earlier, when “a dame”(Anita) came up to him at the bar and they went back to his place. But before they hooked up, she suddenly left for the night.

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ROBIN CONCOCTS A PLAN TO GET BACK AT BARNEY FOR HIS INSENSITIVITY DURING THEIR BREAK-UP, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, MARCH 8
Jennifer Lopez Guest Stars as Anita, A Self-Help Author Who Seduces Barney
“Of Course” – When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, [...]

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When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author (played by Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game. Dont miss it! Monday 8/7c March 8th only on CBS

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Future Ted mentions how most his stories have been romantic or have portrayed him in a fairly positive light, but in this next story, he was simply a jerk. Ted tells the gang that he has invited a woman over under the pretense of checking out his antique camera collection, which Barney classifies as “bait.” [...]

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AFTER THE GANG CONVINCES TED THAT HE IS BEING “HOOKED” BY A GIRL, THEY REFLECT UPON THEIR OWN RELATIONSHIPS WHERE ONE PERSON IS BEING STRUNG ALONG BY ANOTHER, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, MARCH 1
Country Music Star Carrie Underwood Guest Stars as Tiffany
“Hooked” – When the gang tries to convince Ted that he [...]

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Go behind the scenes as Country music star Carrie Underwood guest stars as Tiffany. Airing Monday, March 1.

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The show starts with Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin hanging out at Ted’s apartment to watch the Super Bowl. On TV, they see Barney holding up a sign in the crowd asking women to call him. Later, at the McLaren’s Barney says that he won the Super Bowl, because his phone never stops ringing and [...]

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WITH ONE WEEK UNTIL VALENTINE’S DAY, TED LEAVES IT UP TO MARSHALL AND LILY TO FIND HIM A DATE, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, FEB. 8
CBS Sports Broadcaster Jim Nantz and Lead CBS NFL Analyst Phil Simms Provide Color Commentary Regarding Barney’s Dating Life
“Rabbit or Duck” – When Lily and Marshall forget to [...]

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Future Ted starts off by explaining that Barney’s way of dealing with stress was imagining he was being interviewed by CBS sportscaster Jim Nantz, who listed Barney’s many accomplishments with women. Barney explains that it all started a week ago, when he issued himself a challenge. At MacLaren’s, he “called his shot,” pointing out a [...]

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BARNEY ATTEMPTS TO SCORE “THE PERFECT WEEK” BY HOOKING UP WITH SEVEN GIRLS IN SEVEN DAYS, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, FEB. 1
2009 World Champion New York Yankee Nick Swisher and CBS Sports Broadcaster Jim Nantz Guest Star as Themselves
“The Perfect Week” – When Barney is about to complete the perfect week – [...]

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