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Jeff Is Happy When Audrey’s Throat Surgery Leaves Her Speechless Tonight on Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 03:00:17 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Thursday 11/3/11 (8:31-9:00 PM) on ABC

AUDREY’S THROAT SURGERY MAKES HER UNABLE TO SPEAK, TO JEFF’S DELIGHT

“Audrey is Dumb” — Audrey’s throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff’s delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell’s dirty work and fires someone. Watch a video sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

SERIES REGULARS:
Patrick Warburton (Jeff)
Megyn Price (Audrey)
Oliver Hudson (Adam)
Bianca Kajlich (Jennifer)
David Spade (Russell)
Adhir Kalyan (Timmy)

GUEST CAST:
Andrew Leeds (Lester)
Brenda Koo (Connie)
Agnes Olech (Kiki)
Darlene Kardon (Older Woman)
Lou Dauber (Speaker)
Jill Czarnowski (Ordinary Girl)
Jacqueline Lord (Bartender)
Jill Czarnowski (Ordinary Girl)
Valerie Spencer (Female Computer Voice)

WRITTEN BY: Tom Hertz, one of the series executive producers
DIRECTED BY: Tom Hertz, one of the series executive producers
GENRE: COMEDY

Russell Gets Liz All Dressed Up To Impress His Dad Tonight on Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:00:01 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Thursday 10/27/11 (8:31-9:00 PM) on CBS

LIZ GETS ALL DOLLED UP TO MEET RUSSELL’S FATHER, AND JEFF PUTS HIS GUYS WEEKEND BEFORE AUDREY’S FEELINGS

Curtis Armstrong (“Revenge of the Nerds”) Guest Stars as Himself

“Bros Before Nodes” — Worried about getting his father’s approval, Russell gets Liz all dolled up to meet him. Meanwhile, Jeff is more concerned about his guys’ weekend being cancelled than Audrey’s feelings, and Adam makes a new friend. See a video sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

SERIES REGULARS:
Patrick Warburton (Jeff)
Megyn Price (Audrey)
Oliver Hudson (Adam)
Bianca Kajlich (Jennifer)
David Spade (Russell)
Adhir Kalyan (Timmy)

RECURRING CAST:
Wendi McLendon-Covey (Liz)

GUEST CAST:
Curtis Armstrong (Himself)
Geoff Pierson (Franklin Dunbar)
Sarah Desage (Babette)
Karl T. Wright (Dr. Lam)

WRITTEN BY: Michael A. Ross
DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass

GENRE: COMEDY

Russell Tries To End His Marriage Tonight On The Sixth Season Premiere Of Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:00:24 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT **SEASON PREMIERE** Saturday 10/8/11 (8:00-8:30 PM) on CBS

RUSSELL TRIES TO END HIS MARRIAGE TO A PERSISTANT LIZ AND JEFF ATTEMPTS DIRTY TALK, ON THE SIXTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “RULES OF ENGAGEMENT”

Wendi McLendon-Covey (“Reno 911!”) Returns as Liz, Russell’s Wife

“Dirty Talk” – Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk. See video sneak peeks from tonight’s episode:

SERIES REGULARS:
Jeff………………………………. Patrick Warburton
Audrey………………………………….. Megyn Price
Adam…………………………………. Oliver Hudson
Jennifer……………………………….. Bianca Kajlich
Russell………………………………….. David Spade
Timmy………………………………….. Adhir Kalyan

RECURRING CAST:
Liz………………..Wendi McLendon-Covey
Doreen…………………………Diane Sellers

GUEST CAST:
Captain…………………………Brian Hatton

WRITTEN BY: Mike Sikowitz

DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass

GENRE: COMEDY

CBS Announces “Rules of Engagement” to Move to Thursdays Beginning October 20

admin — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:01:52 +0000

“RULES OF ENGAGEMENT” MOVES TO THURSDAYS, 8:30-9:00 PM, BEGINNING OCT. 20 WITH ITS SIXTH SEASON PREMIERE

“How to Be a Gentleman” Relocates to Saturdays, 8:30-9:00 PM, Effective Oct. 15

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT will move to Thursdays (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) beginning Oct. 20 with its sixth season premiere and HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN will relocate to Saturdays (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) effective Oct. 15.

A rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY will air in the 8:30-9:00 PM time period next Thursday (Oct. 13).

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT’s previously announced sixth season premiere, on Saturday, Oct. 15 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT), will be replaced with a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN followed by HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN in its new time period.

Revised Schedule for Thursday, Oct. 13

8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY

8:30-9:00 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY (R)

9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST

10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST

Revised Schedule for Saturday, Oct. 15

8:00-8:30 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN (R)

8:30-9:00 PM HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN (New Time Period)

9:00-10:00 PM CSI: MIAMI (R)

10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY

Revised Schedule for Thursday, Oct. 20

8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY

8:30-9:00 PM RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (6TH Season Premiere)

9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST

10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST

Revised Schedule for Saturday, Oct. 22

8:00-8:30 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN (R)

8:30-9:00 PM HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN

9:00-10:00 PM CSI: MIAMI (R)

10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT stars Patrick Warburton, Megyn Price, Oliver Hudson, Bianca Kajlich, David Spade and Adhir Kalyan. Tom Hertz, Jack Giarraputo and Doug Robinson are executive producers for Happy Madison Productions and CBS Television Studios in association with Sony Pictures Television.

Source: CBS Press Release

Rules of Engagement – You Ask, They Tell: Adhir Kalyan

admin — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 03:00:15 +0000

Adhir Kalyan, of the CBS comedy ‘Rules of Engagement’, answers your questions about horrible bosses, his co-stars, and growing up in South Africa.

In part 2, Adhir Kalyan discusses what he wants to be when he grows up and shares a bit too much about Timmy’s new relationship on the show.

Rules Of Engagement – Truth About Relationships

admin — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 03:00:00 +0000

Take a look at relationships from three hilarious points of view.

Russell Sets Sail With The Red Hat Ladies Tonight On Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 19 May 2011 03:30:57 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Thursday 5/19/11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on CBS

RUSSELL BOOKS A CRUISE WITH WOMEN HE THINKS ARE ‘RED HOT’

Edie McClurg (“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”) Guest Stars as Silvia, a Member of the Red Hat Club, a Social Organization for Woman over the Age of 50

“The Last of the Red Hat Lovers” – Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with “red hot” ladies but instead it’s filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argumen. Edie McClurg (“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”) guest stars as Silvia, a member of the Red Hats, a social organization for woman over the age of 50. See a video sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

GUEST CAST:
Liz……………………….Wendi McLendon-Covey
Silvia…………………….Edie McClurg
Pearl………………………Pat Crawford Brown
Instructor…………………Lisa K. Wyatt

TELEPLAY BY: Michael A. Ross

DIRECTED BY: Tom Hertz, one of the series executive producers

GENRE: COMEDY

Jeff Is Threatened When Audrey Receives A Raise At Work Tonight On Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 12 May 2011 03:30:01 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Thursday 5/12/11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on CBS

JEFF IS THREATENED WHEN AUDREY GETS A RAISE

“The Power Couple” – Jeff is threatened when Audrey gets a raise and makes almost as much as he does. Meanwhile, Russell enlists Timmy to find out what Liz sees in another man. See a video sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

GUEST STARS:
Liz…………………..Wendi McLendon-Covey
Todd…………………Larry Joe Campbell
Manager……………..Alex Mapa
TV delivery man…….Dale E. Turner
Barista……………….Jen Lilley
Waiter……………….Darin Toonder

WRITTEN BY: Vanessa McCarthy

DIRECTED BY: Gail Mancuso

GENRE: COMEDY

It Might Be Twins For Jeff & Audrey Tonight On Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 05 May 2011 03:30:23 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Thursday 5/5/11 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on CBS

JEFF AND AUDREY PANIC WHEN A SONOGRAM REVEALS THEY MAY BE HAVING TWINS

Sara Rue (“Less Than Perfect”) Returns as Brenda, Jeff and Audrey’s Surrogate

“Double Down” – Jeff and Audrey panic when they are told they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party for Timmy to impress a girl. Sara Rue (“Less Than Perfect”) returns as Brenda, Jeff and Audrey’s surrogate. See a video sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

GUEST STARS:
Brenda………………………………………. Sara Rue
Dr. Sachs…………………….. Richard McGonagle
Ronald…………………………………….. Matt Yuan
Donald…………………………………….. John Yuan
Maya…………………………………… Ellen Hollman
Violet………………………………… Sarah Edwards
Guest #1……………………………… David Walrod
Guest #2…………………………….. Kirk Robinson
Guest #3…………………………….. Kyra Schwartz

WRITTEN BY: Mike Sikowitz

DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass

GENRE: COMEDY

An Old Photo Prompts Jeff To Make Some Changes Tonight On Rules Of Engagement

admin — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 04:00:06 +0000

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Thursday 4/28/11 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on CBS

JEFF DISCOVERS A PHOTO FROM HIS PAST THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

“The Jeff Photo” – When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it’s time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

GUEST CAST:
Liz…………………….. Wendi McLendon-Covey
Doreen…………………………………. Diane Sellers
Dawn…………………………….. Alyssa Julia Smith
Woman…………………………….. Heidi Marnhout
Rudolfo……………………………. Ithamar Enriquez

WRITTEN BY: Tom Hertz

DIRECTED BY: Tom Hertz

GENRE: COMEDY